Who said: 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a
sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright
student from Japan , who had his hand up:
1775," he said. "Very good!
Who said: 'Government
of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish
from the Earth'?"
Again, no response except from Little
Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
said the teacher continuing.
"Let's try one a bit more
Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you,
but what you
can do for your country'?"
Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said:
F. Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class,
"Class, you should be ashamed of
isn't from this country and he knows more about our history
She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the
"Who said that? I want to know right now !"
....she angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up,
"General MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student
in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that ?"
Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah?
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his
hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica
Now with almost mob hysteria someone
said, "You little shit! If you say
anything else, I'll kill
Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his
voice, "Michael Jackson to
the children testifying against
The teacher fainted.
As the class
gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
Little Akio said quietly,
team before they play the Canadians "