domingo, 8 de maio de 2016

Some questions about many tthings

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large
 fries,and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain 
the pens to the counters?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in 
our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they
do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes?  Why don't  they make the whole
plane out of that stuff??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all
stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn
to spread the stupidity and send this to someone
you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle)... in other words, send it to everyone.
We all need to smile every once in a while.
OH you didn't smile - well how about this one:   

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