According between husband and wife
The couple made a deal that
whoever died first would
come back and
inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact.
“Marion, Marion?”
"Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
“That's wonderful! What's it like?”
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast
and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex
again, bathe
in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more
times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much
have sex the rest of the afternoon. After
supper, it's back
to the golf course. Then it's more sex until
late at night I
catch some much needed sleep and then the next day
it starts all over again.”
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
“No, … I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."
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